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Future Devil likes taking peoples senses
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Having Future sight may explain her abilities vs Katana and Akane
Why wouldnt she be able to taste it? Her hobby is TASTING TASTY THINGS.

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[H]
I am mainly looking for a steam deck which is the main reason why I have some hardware listed.
Digital Switch Games

• Celeste
• Katana Zero

Consoles

• Meta Quest 2 (carrying case and comfort strap included)
• Nintendo Switch Oled white (cib)
• Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Edition - Switch

Amiibo

• Link Majora's Mask (new)
• zelda wind waker 2 pack amiibo (new)
• zelda /w loftwing (new)

Switch Games

• Attack on Titan 2 final battle (sealed)
• Bayonetta 3
• Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night Metal Case (No Game)
• Bloodstained: Curse Of The Moon 2 LRG (sealed)
• Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 2 LRG (best buy variant)
• Cadence of Hyrule (sealed)
• Chrono Cross: The Radical Dreamers Editions (sealed)
• Collection of Mana
• Crisis Core (sealed)
• Crisis Core Steel book
• Cross Code (sealed)
• Cuphead (sealed)
• Doom 64 (sealed)
• Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster (sealed/playasia version)
• Final Fantasy 7/8 (sealed)
• Final Fantasy XII (loose)
• Fire Emblem Engage: Divine Edition (sealed)
• For the King (sealed)
• Live a Live
• Mario Golf: Super Rush
• Mario Strikers: Battle League
• Mario Tennis Aces
• Metroid Dread Collectors Edition
• NEO: The World Ends With You
• No More Heroes 1 LRG Collectors edition (sealed)
• No More Heroes 2 LRG Collectors edition (sealed)
• No More Heroes 3
• Octopath Traveler 2 (sealed/hard trade)
• Octopath Traveler 2 Steel book
• One Piece Pirate Warriors 4
• Pikmin 3 Deluxe
• Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX (GameStop case)
• River City Girls Zero (sealed)
• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game (sealed)
• Starlink Battle for Atlas
• STAR WARS Episode I Racer (sealed)
• Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic VHS EDITION (sealed)
• Streets of Rage 4
• Super Smash Bros Ultimate
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge CLASSIC EDITION (sealed)
• The Red Lantern (sealed)
• The Witcher 3 (sealed)
• The Wonderful 101 Remastered (In generic GameStop case)
• Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes
• Triangle Strategy
• Warioware: Get it Together
• Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Collectors Edition (new)
• YS IX
• Zombies Ate My Neighbors and Ghoul Patrol LRG (sealed)

PS4

• Final Fantasy VII Remake
• Last of us 2 Special edition (sealed)
• 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim (sealed)
• Persona 5 Royal Steelbook edition (sealed)

PS5

• Ratchet & Clank: Rifts Apart (sealed)
• Spider-Man: Miles Morales Ultimate Edition (sealed)
• Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin (sealed)

Super Nintendo (all loose)

• King of the Monster
• Madden 97
• Mighty Morphing Power Rangers
• NBA Jam Tournament Edition
• Super Mario Kart (Player's Choice)
• Top Gear

XBOX One

• Marvel Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Deluxe (sealed)

Accessories

• 8bitdo sn30 pro plus
• PS5 Controller- Blue (sealed)
• Skyward Sword Joycons (sealed)
• Steam Controller
• Super Smash Bros Ultimate Pro Controller (with box)
• Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Pro Controller (with box)

[W]

• Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
• Divinity Original Sin II (Switch)
• Final fantasy IX (Switch)
• Final Fantasy X-X2 (prefer both on cartridge version. Possibly either)
• Final Fantasy XII (Switch case only)
• Kirby Return to Dreamland Deluxe
• Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection
• Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX (case only)
• Pokémon Let's Go
• The Wonderful 101 Remastered (switch case only)
• PS5 Offers
• Switch Online Snes Controller
• Steam Deck
• Switch offers
• Undertale
• XBOX ONE (series) offers

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Game	Runner / Channel	Time / Link
Pre-Show (before the marathon%)	Interview Crew	0:29:00
Sonic Frontiers (Any%)+	AlphaDolphin	1:07:08
Bugsnax (All Bosses Co-op)+	Konception and limy	0:34:51
Mega Man Maker (any%)+	megamarino	0:28:10
F-Zero X (All Tracks (Expansion Kit))	1davidj	1:25:28
Skate 2 (Any%)+	SupaScared	0:38:19
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (Any%)	Myth197	1:38:20
BONUS GAME 1 - Ring Fit Adventure (Beat World 1 Intensity 30 Restricted)	Verxl	0:18:45
Luigi's Mansion (100% Race)+	HDlax and Jovin	1:09:20
Daily Recap - Sunday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition (NG Devil Hunter - Nero/Dante)	DECosmic	1:14:29
Thief (2014) (Any% (Rogue, No DLC))+	DemonicRobots	1:11:52
Banjo-Kazooie (100% no FFM)+	duck	2:13:36
Dark Summit (Any%)+	flatline	0:45:22
Bloody Hell (Any%)+	BystanderTim	0:13:12
Loom (Any% VGA)+	LMMotoss	0:27:07
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Any%)	RetroBrando	0:21:30
SuzukiBakuhatsu (Any% Hard)	quino	0:19:27
Metal Slug XX (normal Any% eri)+	sukimos	0:22:10
Anodyne (All Bosses)	LaserTrap_	0:24:16
PHOGS! (Solo Any%)+	Sean_A	0:56:35
Alien Swarm (Any% Co-op)+	Kykystas and mr.deagle	0:13:54
Attack on Titan 2: Final Battle (Season 3)	Froob	0:52:00
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - Reunion (Any% Race)+	desa3579 and BigSid	1:20:00
Peggle Deluxe (Any%)+	britsha	1:20:00
ENDER LILIES: Quietus of the Knights (All Spirits)+	Keizaron	1:10:00
Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus (All Keys)+	Zenthrow	1:12:00
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (Any%)	benstephens56	1:35:00
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon (Any% Ultimate)	The Blacktastic	0:25:00
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 2 (Episode 1: Normal/Veteran)	DanTheVP	0:38:00
BONUS GAME 2 - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Randomizer- Any% Glitchless (Lycanthrope))	Dr4gonBlitz	1:05:00
Daily Recap - Monday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
StepManiaX (Game Showcase)	ZephyrGlaze, WDRM, and chezmix	1:20:00
Katana ZERO (All Stages Normal)+	Modulottie	0:24:00
Hearthstone: Knights of the Frozen Throne (Solo Adventures)	srd_27	0:30:00
Overcooked! 2: Night of the Hangry Horde (All (Hangry) Horde Levels)	RUBIEHART, Peace Egg, and Sunbrojade	1:00:00
Chained Echoes (Any% No CW - Fresh File)+	moonblazewolf	0:53:00
Alpha Prime (Any%)+	danejerus	0:34:00
Rose of Meat (Any%)	shmumbler	0:12:00
SNOLF (Any% No Coordinate Warp)+	dowolf	0:40:00
Marathon Infinity (All Main Levels - Kindergarten)	tbcr	0:35:00
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (Any%)+	MixMastaPJ	0:25:00
Maniac Mansion (Any%)+	Sathdresh	0:08:00
Disney's 102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the Rescue (All Levels, Inbounds race (PS2))	passere and TaintedTali	0:32:00
Ratatouille (Any%)+	adef	0:25:00
CrossCode (Any% No Menu Glitches)+	EpicYoshiMaster	1:35:00
Hi-Fi RUSH (Any% NG Easy)+	MoistRock	2:45:00
Bastion (Live Tutorial Showcase)	Cosmic_Bones and SeaAverage	0:35:00
Returnal (Fresh File Glitched (PC))+	cavecavecave	0:40:00
The Elder Scrolls Anthology (Main Series)+	Chronos_R	2:00:00
BioShock 2 (Any%)	bloodthunder	1:05:00
BONUS GAME 3 - Halo 3 (Legendary)	g3lk_jr	1:25:00
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (Any% - Normal)+	NickRPGreen	1:11:00
Daily Recap - Tuesday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Silent Hill: Homepour (All Bosses NG+)	shmumbler	2:45:00
SIGNALIS (Any% Casual Difficulty / Memory Ending)+	DruciferPlays	0:50:00
Choo-Choo Charles (Any%)+	Bird650	0:25:00
Resident Evil 6 (Ada vs Jake, Coop, Amateur, NG+)+	TaintedTali and texan_red_wolf	1:20:00
Dead Rising 2 (TimeSkip NG)+	Ecdycis	1:00:00
Kidnapped (Any%)+	sharkhat87	0:10:00
Goosebumps: Dead of Night (Any% Normal)+	nyiddle	0:15:00
Beard Blade (Any%)+	janglestorm	0:54:00
Dharma Doujo (Any%)	Lizstar	0:40:00
Gauntlet (Any% Co-op)+	yelsraek and chessjerk	0:20:00
Sifu (WUDE Any% (Master))+	EileenCream	0:52:00
Exodus from the Earth (Any%)+	catalystz	0:35:00
Touhou 14.3: Impossible Spell Card (All Scenes No Items)	msm_smtn	1:20:00
Shatterhand (Any%)+	Amad	0:24:00
lil gator game (Any%)+	ItzBytez	0:18:00
Dangun Feveron (Arcade)	Qlex	0:22:00
Trine Enchanted Edition (Any% NG+)+	GrosHiken	0:25:00
N++ (Co-op Legacy X-row)	killingpepsi and XandoToaster	0:25:00
HITMAN 3 (Any% Freelancer Campaign)	Frote7	0:30:00
Shadow the Hedgehog (Glitchless Bidwar)+	MetalMedb	0:20:00
Sonic Adventure (DX) (All Stories Relay)+	SpacebarS, shovelclaws, Themimik, Yoshipuff, AlphaDolphin, and Allegro	1:50:00
The Legend of Zelda: Majoras Mask (Blitz Randomizer)+	spikevegeta	2:30:00
BONUS GAME 4 - Super Mario Odyssey (Any%)	Dangers	1:02:00
Daily Recap - Wednesday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Paper Mario (Any% no ace)	Mx_4	1:50:00
True Crime: New York City (Any%)+	pmcTRILOGY	1:00:00
Golf It! (Classic First 5 Maps 100% Race)+	Nichole Goodnight and Bathinjan	0:30:00
Hobo Cat Adventures (Any%)+	yoshipro	0:20:00
Batman Forever (Any%)	Faust4712	0:45:00
Give Me Toilet Paper! (Hand%)+	Asuka424	0:13:00
Pepsiman (Any%)	TheFlyingMarlin	0:28:00
Stair Quest (Stair%)+	davidtki	0:15:00
The Cat in the Hat (PS1) (Any%)+	Mildew	0:12:00
Wayne's World (Any%)	Ritzblues	0:30:00
The Incredible Hulk (Any%)+	Iceplug	0:20:00
Pocky & Rocky Reshrined (Any% Uzume)+	EODTexSR	0:25:00
The Curse of Monkey Island (Any% Mega-Monkey)+	frozenspade	0:24:00
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Any% (No 3rd-party FPS caps))	Joshimuz	4:20:00
Darkest Dungeon (Defeat Hag/NecromanceSwine Prince Bidwar)+	RebelDragon95	0:50:00
Mega Man 6 (Any% 2 Players 1 Controller)	DarkTerrex and Ppotdot1	0:41:00
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Any%)	mralberto23	3:00:00
Pizza Tower (Any%)+	SoaringSloth	1:20:00
BONUS GAME 5 - Titanfall 2 (Any%)	Blaidan	1:25:00
Daily Recap - Thursday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Gunfire: Reborn (Qing Yan - Full Game - Reincarnation 1)+	Shockwve	0:35:00
Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy (Full Trilogy Any%)	Murcaz	2:40:00
Amnesia: Rebirth (Any%)+	bloodthunder	1:00:00
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse (All Dark Magic, Pirate Mode, No OOB)	TheSoundDefense	1:20:00
Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series (Klonoa 1 Any% Easy Support Mode)+	Mr_Shasta	0:50:00
VVVVVV (Any% Glitchless)+	Metroid Crime	0:22:00
SaGa Frontier (Story Bidwar)+	Raclesis	1:00:00
Final Fight 3 (Co-Op Any% (Easy))+	JaekRock and Space Coast Gaming	0:25:00
Shinobi 3: Return of the Ninja Master (Expert)	dagronSR	0:30:00
Wild Guns (Any% hard co-op)+	giygasblues and Crak Atak	0:25:00
Lunistice (Any% Glitchless)+	Nestani	0:35:00
X-Men Arcade (2-player 1CC Attempt)	LRock617 and MetroidMaster	0:30:00
Dark Forces (Easy (TFE))+	CovertMuffin	0:26:00
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords (Any% Co-op)+	AmberCyprian and TGH	0:30:00
Metroid Prime Remastered (Any%)+	Samura1man	2:00:00
Pokémon Colosseum (Any% Race)+	Swiftalu and Sparkle	4:05:00
Kaizo Monkey Ball (Story Mode)	IkeSMB	0:40:00
Sure Shot (100%)+	Shoujo	0:25:00
Spin Rhythm XD (XD Turntable Showcase)	AngryScootsman	1:00:00
BONUS GAME 6 - Clone Hero (Showcase)	Frif	0:54:00
Daily Recap - Friday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Celeste (TAS- True Ending)+	Lmjacks, tmcalvins, and Vamp	0:36:00
Super Mario 64 (Randomizer- 70 Star Non-Stop)+	360Chrism	0:42:00
Kingdom Hearts Final Mix (Any% Proud Race)+	MistMaster1 and Violin	2:30:00
TimeShift (Casual Difficulty)+	ChurchnSarge	1:05:00
Neopets: The Darkest Faerie (Any%)+	Jaxler	0:50:00
Tony Hawk's Underground (Beginner Any%)	Biglaw	0:37:00
Spelunky 2 (Spelunker Trials Any%)+	Lavableman	0:20:00
Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition (All Skills No OOB/TA)+	Primorix	0:35:00
Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg (Any%)	monkeysmb	1:12:00
Final Fantasy IV Pixel Remaster (Any%)	Zic3	2:55:00
I Wanna Be the Guy Remastered (Any%)+	LogicPQ	0:25:00
Superhot VR (Any%)+	davidtki	0:15:00
Super Mario Bros. (Warpless)+	GTAce	0:20:00
Fire Emblem Engage (Any%)+	Claris	1:15:00
Pokémon Scarlet/Violet (Victory Road)+	eddaket	2:30:00
Elden Ring (Any% Glitchless)	Mitchriz	1:20:00
Super Mario Maker 2 (Relay Race)	TheRileyC, Aurateur, PangaeaPanga, TanukiDan, Shoujo, Caspur189, LilKirbs, and Thabeast721	1:40:00
BONUS GAME 7 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Any% Blindfolded)	Bubzia	1:45:00
Baron Of Shell (100%)+	grandpoobear	0:48:00
Event Recap (Recap 100%)	Interview Crew	0:20:00
Super Metroid (Co-Op Any%)+	ShinyZeni and zoast	0:50:00
Finale! (The End%)+	Tech Crew	0:20:00

Spoilers ahead! Beware of a very speculative theory!
Classes
We can choose from several classes at the start of the game. While the wretch, bandit, prisoner and vagabound are rather universal concepts with nor specific lore attached, the hero, warrior, astrologer, prophet and confessor are perfectly linked into the Lands Between lore. And then there is the samurai who has also a nice bit of lore. Doesn’t it feel odd if this lore isn’t linked to the Lands Between. Wouldn’t it be more likely that it is?
Templates
With the templates it is quite similar. There are some that have a very direct connection to the lore, like Numen (Marika), Nightfolk (Nox / Silver tears), Draconian (Farum Azula), Warrior (Godfreys kinfolk) We can also establish connections to areas or tribes of the Lands Between to some of them based on their discribtions, like the Northener (Kaiden), Loner (Merchants), Truth Seeker (Prophets / Sages), Aristocrat (Noble), Seafarer (Peninsula / Castle Morne). Again, what’s left would be the Reedlander.
Size and Viewpoint
The game gives us a rich environment with different regions. But still, it is a video game that has to downscale the areas by a huge margin to make it playable. Given the economic backgrounds necessary to have cities and armies with the given scale, the backlands providing them must be enormous. So, we should assume that each major area of the game contains dozens over dozens of square miles of land. The game gives a lot of hints to this concept, with calling areas “lands” and describing them as vast or wide. When the game talks about the “Lands Between” we can pretty much understand this as a real plural talking about several regions which all by themselves could be called a land based on their size.
The realm of Marikas reign seems to be very much centralized with Lyndell as the capital. If this is the heart of the realm, with the scale and the overall layout of the map in mind, it is pretty likely for an inhabitant of Lyndell to call Caelid a “distant land”, Godfrey and his army would most likely share this viewpoint. So, a Samurai being from a “distant land” does not necessarily have to point outside the Lands Between.
A Swamp
If we look into the underground onto the lake of rot, with the Map (Lake of rot) in mind, then the rot in this land, as the item calls it, is probably because of the sealed essence of the god of rot. But if we look at the overall layout and the Grand Cloister then it seems clear that this area would be a lake even without the rot around.
We can take this idea to the swamp of Aeonia. The rot in this area comes from Malenia, but even without this it most likely is still a large swamp. Reeds grow prominently in wet areas like these.
Stuff
Certain Reedland Equipment is with or in the vicinity of their unique users. Like the Ash of War: Seppuku and the White Reed Set (Inaba), Ronins Set and Nagakiba (Yura), Eleonora's Poleblade (Eleonora), Okina Mask and Rivers of Blood (Okina).
But we find a significant number of Land of Reed equipment in Caelid, like the Meteoric Ore Blade (Caelid Waypoint Ruins), Moonveil and Cross-Naginata (Gael Tunnel), Wakizashi (Goal Cave), Land of Reed Set (Isolated Merchant) with the Moonveil even stating that it was made in Sellia.
Some are found not all that far away like the Uchigatana (Deathtouched Catacombs, Stormhill), Ash of War: Unsheathe (Teardrop Scarab, Agheel Lake, Limgrave), Red Thorn Roundshield Shield (Nomadic Merchant, Weeping Peninsula)
That leaves few to be out of this like the Hand of Malenia, Serpentbone Blade (Tanith, Volcano Mannor), Dragonscale Blade (Lake of Rot), where the Dragonscale blade could also be linked to Sellia through Nokron
Dragons
Combining the Map of Dragonbarrow and Greyoll’s roar draws the picture that the dragons are typical inhabitants of Caelid and this much likely for a fairly long time.
Elenora wears the Drake knight set, which describes people who have pride to be both dragon hunter and partaker of dragon communion. It is also stated that from birth, drake knights speak not a word. It is not clear if this is to be understand as a vow of silence from the point of becoming a knight or like someone being born mute and therefor being forced to take this profession. Both interpretations indicate a very strong cultural background of hostility against dragons.
Yura supports us in the battle against Agheel and afterwards he says: “That was my first dragon hunt in quite some time. Paired up with a hothead like you, it was just like old times.” This sounds a lot that it is quite normal for him to hunt dragons.
The starting equipment of the Samurai contains the Red Thorn Roundshield Shield, which particularly boast fire defense. The Long bow also being with the Samurai starting equipment is nicely fitting.
Blood
The Mother of truth is likely the force behind a lot of bloodshed. She is desiring it and within her realm of influence it most likely will occur. We find Mogh in the Mohgwyn Palace after he brought Miquella there, but Mogh himself is a relatively new servant of hers, considering she is a god and most likely ancient herself. So it may be that the area was hers even before Mogh got there. If we compare this region to the lake of rot we see a strong similarity, the lake being polluted by rot, and the Moghwyn palace area by blood. Both outer gods have a strong impact on their surrounding area just by being there.
This area and her realm of influence lies directly under Caelid. The culture and history of the land of reeds is strongly associated with blood and bloodshed. This could indicate her influence is what established the history of bloodshed in the Land of Reeds.
Okina
If the civil war in the land of reeds comes from the influence of the Mother of truth, this can give us a hint to the meaning behind the sentence: “The more he sharpened his mind, the more the absurdities of the world came into stark relief. And so Okina renounced it all, and rose to a higher plane. There was only himself. His katana. And its mastery. Before long, Okina became a demon of a swordsman.”
The funny thing about this is that Okina most likely relocated into the Mountaintop of the Giants into the Church of Repose. From Caelid this quite literally a higher plane. Also, it is the place furthest away from Caelid measuring in overland distance but also a place where Caelid can still be seen from.
Okina was followed by his disciples the Inaba, that probably died somewhere along the way in the mountaintops.
Prime
The divine tower of Caelid does not have a divine bridge attached. The Greattree and Saint image prominent on these bridges is missing in Caelid. Whether you belief in a Greattree or not, and whether this Greattree comes before or after the crubicle, changes the positioning a bit, but overall it seems in the time when the divine bridges of Lyndell, Liurnia and Stromveil were build and therefor in the timeframe around the crubicle age, the Land of Reeds may be in its Isolated and prime state.
We can choose to be Samurai at the start of the game, therefor Reedlanders must be around at the time that Godfrey was banned. This adds up with the Sword Monument in eastern Limgrave at the border to Caelid which states that there was the “end” of Godfreys campaign before he was tarnished. This would indicate his campaign ended with the battle against the Samurai.
Extinction
The great war campaign of Godfrey across the Lands Between seems to be very brutal. There is a surprising pattern within this. It’s not just enemies that were defeated, it seems hole souverain nations ceased to exist.
The Grafted Greatsword description is telling us: “A lone surviving champion from a country now vanished was so determined to continue fighting that he claimed the swords of an entire clan of warriors.” This tells us basically that the Weeping Peninsula or parts of it were once souverain. And only a champion survived and later was killed off by Godfrey at the Siege of Castle Morne.
Then there are the following three items telling another story like this. The Briar Greatshield reads “Originates from Eochaid, a land of proudly solitary ascetics.” the Regalia of Eochaid reads “Treasured sword of Eochaid, a lesser, long-vanished domain.” and finally Marais Executioner's Sword reads “Elemer of the Briar, the Bell Bearing Hunter, snatched the sword from the site of his looming execution, and furnished it with battle skills from his home of Eochaid.” Another souverain land, here called a domain which vanished. Its champion should be executed later but then overtook the shaded castle.
With the Dancers Castellans found also at the shaded castle and the description of the Consorts mask and the Briar Greatshield we might assume that Tanith is also from Eochaid, but that may be a topic for another post.
With these examples we get a picture of what might had happened to the Lands of Reeds and the culture of the Samurai. Like many other nations it did not survive into the realm of Marika and the Erdtree.
Open points
What’s left to discuss would be Okinas support at Rhadans festival and his clash with Mogh. But these would contain even more speculations about the timeline. Also, the connection between the Reedlanders and Sellia. But this post is already long enough as it is and I think it’s enough to share the overall idea.
Thanks for reading

Hi, I'm stuck between these 2 laptops. Both have RTX 4060 GPU, the G5 has a 12450CPU, and the Katana has 12650. The G5 has 8gb of ram, and 1tb ssd, while the Katana has 16gb ram, and 1tb ssd.
The G5 is 15.6inch screen, while Katana is 17inch. I prefer the larger screen. So the katana is better on paper, however, the Katana is about $250 more expensive. But if I got the G5, I'd probably upgrade the ram and ssd, which would close the gap considerably.
I've heard about the G5 having issues such as being loud, poor screen, terrible speakers, gets very hot, and the power supply can't keep up. These make me lean towards the Katana, but I've read that the Katana has issues too. Any advice/opinions that might help sway me? Thanks!

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Game	Runner / Channel	Time / Link
Pre-Show (before the marathon%)	Interview Crew	0:30:00
Sonic Frontiers (Any%)+	AlphaDolphin	1:17:00
Bugsnax (All Bosses Co-op)+	Konception and limy	0:45:00
Mega Man Maker (any%)+	megamarino	0:30:00
F-Zero X (All Tracks (Expansion Kit))	1davidj	1:25:00
Skate 2 (Any%)+	SupaScared	0:45:00
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (Any%)	Myth197	1:40:00
BONUS GAME 1 - Ring Fit Adventure (Beat World 1 Intensity 30 Restricted)	Verxl	0:20:00
Luigi's Mansion (100% Race)+	HDlax and Jovin	1:15:00
Daily Recap - Sunday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition (NG Devil Hunter - Nero/Dante)	DECosmic	1:20:00
Thief (2014) (Any% (Rogue, No DLC))+	DemonicRobots	1:25:00
Banjo-Kazooie (100% no FFM)+	duck	2:08:00
Dark Summit (Any%)+	flatline	0:50:00
Bloody Hell (Any%)+	BystanderTim	0:15:00
Loom (Any% VGA)+	LMMotoss	0:30:00
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Any%)	RetroBrando	0:22:00
SuzukiBakuhatsu (Any% Hard)	quino	0:20:00
Metal Slug XX (normal Any% eri)+	sukimos	0:25:00
Anodyne (All Bosses)	LaserTrap_	0:27:00
PHOGS! (Solo Any%)+	Sean_A	1:05:00
Alien Swarm (Any% Co-op)+	Kykystas and mr.deagle	0:20:00
Attack on Titan 2: Final Battle (Season 3)	Froob	0:52:00
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - Reunion (Any% Race)+	desa3579 and BigSid	1:20:00
Peggle Deluxe (Any%)+	britsha	1:20:00
ENDER LILIES: Quietus of the Knights (All Spirits)+	Keizaron	1:10:00
Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus (All Keys)+	Zenthrow	1:12:00
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (Any%)	benstephens56	1:35:00
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon (Any% Ultimate)	The Blacktastic	0:25:00
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 2 (Episode 1: Normal/Veteran)	DanTheVP	0:38:00
BONUS GAME 2 - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Randomizer- Any% Glitchless (Lycanthrope))	Dr4gonBlitz	1:05:00
Daily Recap - Monday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
StepManiaX (Game Showcase)	ZephyrGlaze, WDRM, and chezmix	1:20:00
Katana ZERO (All Stages Normal)+	Modulottie	0:24:00
Hearthstone: Knights of the Frozen Throne (Solo Adventures)	srd_27	0:30:00
Overcooked! 2: Night of the Hangry Horde (All (Hangry) Horde Levels)	RUBIEHART, Peace Egg, and Sunbrojade	1:00:00
Chained Echoes (Any% No CW - Fresh File)+	moonblazewolf	0:53:00
Alpha Prime (Any%)+	danejerus	0:34:00
Rose of Meat (Any%)	shmumbler	0:12:00
SNOLF (Any% No Coordinate Warp)+	dowolf	0:40:00
Marathon Infinity (All Main Levels - Kindergarten)	tbcr	0:35:00
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (Any%)+	MixMastaPJ	0:25:00
Maniac Mansion (Any%)+	Sathdresh	0:08:00
Disney's 102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the Rescue (All Levels, Inbounds race (PS2))	passere and TaintedTali	0:32:00
Ratatouille (Any%)+	adef	0:25:00
CrossCode (Any% No Menu Glitches)+	EpicYoshiMaster	1:35:00
Hi-Fi RUSH (Any% NG Easy)+	MoistRock	2:45:00
Bastion (Live Tutorial Showcase)	Cosmic_Bones and SeaAverage	0:35:00
Returnal (Fresh File Glitched (PC))+	cavecavecave	0:40:00
The Elder Scrolls Anthology (Main Series)+	Chronos_R	2:00:00
BioShock 2 (Any%)	bloodthunder	1:05:00
BONUS GAME 3 - Halo 3 (Legendary)	g3lk_jr	1:25:00
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (Any% - Normal)+	NickRPGreen	1:11:00
Daily Recap - Tuesday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Silent Hill: Homepour (All Bosses NG+)	shmumbler	2:45:00
SIGNALIS (Any% Casual Difficulty / Memory Ending)+	DruciferPlays	0:50:00
Choo-Choo Charles (Any%)+	Bird650	0:25:00
Resident Evil 6 (Ada vs Jake, Coop, Amateur, NG+)+	TaintedTali and texan_red_wolf	1:20:00
Dead Rising 2 (TimeSkip NG)+	Ecdycis	1:00:00
Kidnapped (Any%)+	sharkhat87	0:10:00
Goosebumps: Dead of Night (Any% Normal)+	nyiddle	0:15:00
Beard Blade (Any%)+	janglestorm	0:54:00
Dharma Doujo (Any%)	Lizstar	0:40:00
Gauntlet (Any% Co-op)+	yelsraek and chessjerk	0:20:00
Sifu (WUDE Any% (Master))+	EileenCream	0:52:00
Exodus from the Earth (Any%)+	catalystz	0:35:00
Touhou 14.3: Impossible Spell Card (All Scenes No Items)	msm_smtn	1:20:00
Shatterhand (Any%)+	Amad	0:24:00
lil gator game (Any%)+	ItzBytez	0:18:00
Dangun Feveron (Arcade)	Qlex	0:22:00
Trine Enchanted Edition (Any% NG+)+	GrosHiken	0:25:00
N++ (Co-op Legacy X-row)	killingpepsi and XandoToaster	0:25:00
HITMAN 3 (Any% Freelancer Campaign)	Frote7	0:30:00
Shadow the Hedgehog (Glitchless Bidwar)+	MetalMedb	0:20:00
Sonic Adventure (DX) (All Stories Relay)+	SpacebarS, shovelclaws, Themimik, Yoshipuff, AlphaDolphin, and Allegro	1:50:00
The Legend of Zelda: Majoras Mask (Blitz Randomizer)+	spikevegeta	2:30:00
BONUS GAME 4 - Super Mario Odyssey (Any%)	Dangers	1:02:00
Daily Recap - Wednesday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Paper Mario (Any% no ace)	Mx_4	1:50:00
True Crime: New York City (Any%)+	pmcTRILOGY	1:00:00
Golf It! (Classic First 5 Maps 100% Race)+	Nichole Goodnight and Bathinjan	0:30:00
Hobo Cat Adventures (Any%)+	yoshipro	0:20:00
Batman Forever (Any%)	Faust4712	0:45:00
Give Me Toilet Paper! (Hand%)+	Asuka424	0:13:00
Pepsiman (Any%)	TheFlyingMarlin	0:28:00
Stair Quest (Stair%)+	davidtki	0:15:00
The Cat in the Hat (PS1) (Any%)+	Mildew	0:12:00
Wayne's World (Any%)	Ritzblues	0:30:00
The Incredible Hulk (Any%)+	Iceplug	0:20:00
Pocky & Rocky Reshrined (Any% Uzume)+	EODTexSR	0:25:00
The Curse of Monkey Island (Any% Mega-Monkey)+	frozenspade	0:24:00
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Any% (No 3rd-party FPS caps))	Joshimuz	4:20:00
Darkest Dungeon (Defeat Hag/NecromanceSwine Prince Bidwar)+	RebelDragon95	0:50:00
Mega Man 6 (Any% 2 Players 1 Controller)	DarkTerrex and Ppotdot1	0:41:00
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Any%)	mralberto23	3:00:00
Pizza Tower (Any%)+	SoaringSloth	1:20:00
BONUS GAME 5 - Titanfall 2 (Any%)	Blaidan	1:25:00
Daily Recap - Thursday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Gunfire: Reborn (Qing Yan - Full Game - Reincarnation 1)+	Shockwve	0:35:00
Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy (Full Trilogy Any%)	Murcaz	2:40:00
Amnesia: Rebirth (Any%)+	bloodthunder	1:00:00
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse (All Dark Magic, Pirate Mode, No OOB)	TheSoundDefense	1:20:00
Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series (Klonoa 1 Any% Easy Support Mode)+	Mr_Shasta	0:50:00
VVVVVV (Any% Glitchless)+	Metroid Crime	0:22:00
SaGa Frontier (Story Bidwar)+	Raclesis	1:00:00
Final Fight 3 (Co-Op Any% (Easy))+	JaekRock and Space Coast Gaming	0:25:00
Shinobi 3: Return of the Ninja Master (Expert)	dagronSR	0:30:00
Wild Guns (Any% hard co-op)+	giygasblues and Crak Atak	0:25:00
Lunistice (Any% Glitchless)+	Nestani	0:35:00
X-Men Arcade (2-player 1CC Attempt)	LRock617 and MetroidMaster	0:30:00
Dark Forces (Easy (TFE))+	CovertMuffin	0:26:00
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords (Any% Co-op)+	AmberCyprian and TGH	0:30:00
Metroid Prime Remastered (Any%)+	Samura1man	2:00:00
Pokémon Colosseum (Any% Race)+	Swiftalu and Sparkle	4:05:00
Kaizo Monkey Ball (Story Mode)	IkeSMB	0:40:00
Sure Shot (100%)+	Shoujo	0:25:00
Spin Rhythm XD (XD Turntable Showcase)	AngryScootsman	1:00:00
BONUS GAME 6 - Clone Hero (Showcase)	Frif	0:54:00
Daily Recap - Friday (Recap%)	Interview Crew	0:15:00
Celeste (TAS- True Ending)+	Lmjacks, tmcalvins, and Vamp	0:36:00
Super Mario 64 (Randomizer- 70 Star Non-Stop)+	360Chrism	0:42:00
Kingdom Hearts Final Mix (Any% Proud Race)+	MistMaster1 and Violin	2:30:00
TimeShift (Casual Difficulty)+	ChurchnSarge	1:05:00
Neopets: The Darkest Faerie (Any%)+	Jaxler	0:50:00
Tony Hawk's Underground (Beginner Any%)	Biglaw	0:37:00
Spelunky 2 (Spelunker Trials Any%)+	Lavableman	0:20:00
Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition (All Skills No OOB/TA)+	Primorix	0:35:00
Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg (Any%)	monkeysmb	1:12:00
Final Fantasy IV Pixel Remaster (Any%)	Zic3	2:55:00
I Wanna Be the Guy Remastered (Any%)+	LogicPQ	0:25:00
Superhot VR (Any%)+	davidtki	0:15:00
Super Mario Bros. (Warpless)+	GTAce	0:20:00
Fire Emblem Engage (Any%)+	Claris	1:15:00
Pokémon Scarlet/Violet (Victory Road)+	eddaket	2:30:00
Elden Ring (Any% Glitchless)	Mitchriz	1:20:00
Super Mario Maker 2 (Relay Race)	TheRileyC, Aurateur, PangaeaPanga, TanukiDan, Shoujo, Caspur189, LilKirbs, and Thabeast721	1:40:00
BONUS GAME 7 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Any% Blindfolded)	Bubzia	1:45:00
Baron Of Shell (100%)+	grandpoobear	0:48:00
Event Recap (Recap 100%)	Interview Crew	0:20:00
Super Metroid (Co-Op Any%)+	ShinyZeni and zoast	0:50:00
Finale! (The End%)+	Tech Crew	0:20:00

Notes:

• John's Respect Thread and Beatrix's Respect Threads [1]

"Rules":

• Beatrix is Prohibited from using the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
• John has his Custom Tailored Suit from John Wick 2 in Each Round
• Round 1 takes place in John's House (Beatrix is breaking into the house), Round 2 takes place in the Glass House in the Continental Hotel from John Wick 3 and Round 3 takes place at the abandoned hotel from John Wick 4 (Both start at opposite sides of building)

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Round 1: John vs Beatrix - Fisticuffs
Round 2: John W/ Nunchucks and Katana vs Beatrix W/ Hattori Hanzō Sword
Round 3: John W/ Glock 34 Pistol, TR-1 Ultralight Rifle and Benelli M4 Shotgun vs Beatrix W/ Hattori Hanzō Sword and Star Firestar M-45 Pistol

Such superb technique such mastery of form such delicious taste

Usagi Yojimbo is a traveling Ronin who grew up on an alternate Earth, where various other animals have evolved into intelligent species instead of Humans. He met the Turtles when Donny’s Portable Portal Generator opens up to 17th century Japan, causing Usagi to slip through.
Hover over the feat to see the season and episode number
Respect The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Respect The Shredder

Strength

Sword Strikes

• Sliced Donatello's bo staff into little pieces
  
• Snapped Leonardo's katana in half
  
• Slices apart several Foot robots
  
• Slices a fence in half
  
• Cuts open a large water pipe
  
• Slices through the stairs of an escalator
  
• Destroys some TVs
  

Other

• Sends a samurai hog flying with a kick and lifted another over his head and threw him several feet
  
• Sent Raph flying with a kick
  
• Throws a baseball through a stack of cans and the back wall of a booth, shaking it
  
• Pushes over some large shelves
  
• Drags all the Turtles with a rope over his shoulder
  

Speed

• Dodged an attack from Donatello
  
• Attacks some Foot robots so quickly his swords are a blur
  
• Cuts off a man's clothes leaving him in his underwear faster than he can react
  
• Jumps to the ceiling of a sewer and leaves out of a manhole
  
• Smacks a remote-controlled airplane with his sword and grabbed another one out of the air
  

Durability

• A Foot robot hits him in the back of his head with the butt of his gun

Skill

Combat

• Defeats three samurai hog's at once
  
• Defeats Raphael, Donatello, and Leonardo in quick succession
  
• Defeats several Foot robots
  
• Shredder calls him a superb samurai warrior after watching a video of him fighting
  
• The only way The Shredder could defeat him was by cheating
  

Aim

• Uses a small throwing knife to pin Leonardo against a wall by his elbow pad
  
• Hits a stack of cans with a baseball
  
• Throws a candle inside of an angry dragon's mouth
  
• Pins the Shredder's sword against the floor with a thrown sai
  

Other

• Moves across the water in a flooded sewer by running backward on a floating barrel

Arsenal

• A katana sharp enough to snap Leonardo's katana
  
  • He has two of these
• A small throwing knife
  

Other

• Using his sense of smell he tracks the Turtles across New York
  
• Not a feat but damn Raph go off
  

This RT was made as a collaborative effort between u/Cleverly_Clearly and myself.

Leonardo

Fellas, this calls for some turtle tactics!

Leonardo is one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a group of four mutated turtles taught the way of the ninja by Master Splinter, a mutated rat who was once the martial artist Hamato Yoshi, a member of the Foot Clan. When Oroku Saki, known as the Shredder, turned the Foot Clan into a villainous organization and brought it to New York, Leonardo and the other turtles took to the streets to keep the city safe from Shredder and his villainous allies. Leonardo acts as the team’s field leader and is the most serious and disciplined member of the team.

Physicals

Strength

Swords

• Cuts open the Technodrome’s turret while underwater
• Cuts through a grain silo lengthwise
• Cuts a large alien drone in half
• Cuts apart a tank-like alien
• Cuts an arm off of Dregg’s war machine
• Cuts off Krang’s arms
• Cuts through energy bands restraining the other turtles
• Cuts off part of Dregg’s robotic arm that just smashed through the street into the sewer
• Slices off a giant robot’s heads
• Cuts through restraints that were holding Casey Jones
• Cuts apart a buzzsaw and large pieces of industrial machinery
• Slices apart metal machinery
• Cuts a metal door in half
• Slices through a futuristic tank's treads
• Cuts through the roof of a train
• Slices a laser turret in half
• Cuts off the end of a laser cannon
• Slices up a control terminal
• Hacks apart a large dish antenna
• Slices through a control panel
• Cuts through several large spikes
• Slices through multiple Foot ninjas in one swing
• Cuts through a robot's metal arms
• Slices through a stoplight
• Cuts down a streetlamp
• Cuts through the wire holding a wrecking ball
• Slices through chains casually
• Cuts through a plant tentacle that had pushed through a wall
• Slices through large pipes in the sewers
• Cuts through a sewage pipe
• Carves a square hole in a fountain
• Cuts through the claws of a metal arm, then some metal restraints
• Chops apart a jackhammer
• Slices through a Foot ninja
  • Again
  • Once more
• Cuts off the leg of a Krang clone’s walker
• Slices through several cell bars
• Cuts off the top of a fire hydrant
  • Again
• Cuts through a rolling barrel
• Slices through two gun barrels with a single swing
• Slices through a crowbar
• Slices through a giant spider’s webs
• Stabs into a rock
  • Again
• Stabs his sword into concrete to stop him and April from falling
• Slices through a brick
• Slices through a fence
• Cuts through a children's swing thrown by Casey Jones
• Slices through a metal vent grate
• Cuts a table in half
• Cuts off a doorknob
• Slices through a wooden club
• Slices through a cardboard box

Throwing Swords

• Throws his sword through Krang's mech
• Throws his sword into a metal pipe
• Throws his katana into a robot's back
• Throws his sword a long distance into stone
• Throws his sword hard enough to shatter a large icicle and embed it in a wall

Striking

• Tackles Rocksteady
  • Bebop and Rocksteady are heavy enough to crumple a radio tower by climbing on top of it
• Kicks Krang across a rooftop
• Knocks back a large alien with a kick
• Kicks over a large pile of oil drums
• Breaks down a metal door
• Kicks down locked metal shutters
• Kicks several hay bales out a window
• Shatters a door with a punch
• Tackles a snake-man across a laboratory
• Breaks down a door
• Knocks aside several robots with a staff

Lifting/Throwing

• With Michelangelo and Carter, rights the tipped Turtle-Van
• Bowls over an army of stone soldiers when four of those soldiers could hold up a van
• Knocks a giant mug off of a billboard by throwing his sword at it, then flips it with one hand
• Lifts a metal sculpture off of Raphael
• Wrestles with Michelangelo and throws him into a wall hard enough to crack it
• Lifts Leatherhead into the air using a rope
• Spars with a stone soldier before flipping him over
• Throws a manhole cover
• Throws The Swatter across a rooftop

Pushing/Pulling

• Bends open a thick metal panel
• Peels open a metal sheet
• Shoves a gymnastics horse backwards to hit Leatherhead into a wall hard enough to crack it
• Pulls a bracket embedded in a brick wall out of the wall
• Easily pushes aside a manhole cover

Blocking/Clashing

• Clashes with Krang
  • Krang’s body can smash a car
• Clashes with Shredder
• Clashes with Kraang Subprime
• Blocks a strike from Rocksteady
  • Rocksteady shatters a large metal gate with a punch
• Clashes with the Rat King, who had just thrown a set of bolas hard enough to destroy a stone roof
• Clashes with and throws Rocksteady
  • Rocksteady can charge through a brick wall
• Locks swords with a Kojima brother

Other

• Holds onto Shredder's drill vehicle
• Winds an exercise bike wheel to overpower Leatherhead, when Leatherhead can throw a weighted barbell across the room
• Pops the tip off a fire hydrant with a skateboarding trick
• Easily swims in waters rough enough to sweep April away
• Holds onto an ejector seat while flying through the air

Speed/Agility

De/Reflecting Projectiles

• Blocks laser gun fire from a space pirate with his swords
• Deflects a shot from a military laser turret
• Deflects shots from Bebop and Rocksteady with his swords
• Dodges and deflects shots from Berserko’s robot
• Reflects an energy shot back at a villain
• Deflects arrows in midair
• Swats Krakus’ missile out of the air
• Deflects fired scorpionfish quills from Ray Fillet in midair
• Deflects multiple projectiles from Megavolt
• Swats aside a throwing star thrown by a robot
• Deflects falling debris out of the air

Reaction/Dodging

• Jumps over a shot from a tank combined with a helicopter
• Jumps over gunfire from Leatherhead
• Dodges laser gun fire
• Dodges a small crossbow bolt
• Dodges rivets fired from construction equipment
• Runs behind a stone wall before a shuriken can hit
• Turns around to block a thrown club

Attacking

• Cuts apart a tank man at FTE speeds, moving around him in a blur
• Cuts apart a Foot ninja at FTE speeds
  • Does it again to a different robot
• Carves a thrown scratching post into multiple pieces as it flies towards him
• Slices up a net in midair
• Slices up a melon in midair

Movement/Agility

• Activates a time-stop ray after a rope holding up Donatello has been snapped, but before he can fall
• Flips around to avoid spikes rising from the floor
• Climbs up a skyscraper under construction
• Jumps several stories to save April, though he may have been helped by the Turtle-Van
• Jumps high into the air to cut down Krakus
• Leaps a fair distance into a garbage chute
• Backflips over a fence
• Jumps high into the air out of water
• Jumps onto a speeding, erratically-moving drill vehicle

Durability

Blunt

• Gets thrown into a wall by a clone of Donatello that has 10x his skill
  • The clone also has 10x Donatello’s strength
• Gets hit by Shredder swinging a pole through a metal beam
• Gets knocked back by Shredder
• Gets tackled by Rocksteady
• Gets charged by Rocksteady
  • Takes more hits
• Gets kicked by Chrome Dome
  • Chrome Dome can tear a walkway in half and break pillars in half
• Gets thrown by Amok
  • Amok could throw and smash cop cars
• Gets thrown by Rahzar
  • Rahzar can shatter a large pillar
• Gets kicked and thrown by a Triceraton, who are strong enough to gore a bus
• Fine after crashing a flying car into the ground
• Gets thrown by a giant mutant rat

Falling

• Fine after falling down a garbage chute from the top of a skyscraper under construction
• Fine after falling a long distance into a cave
• Gets dumped down a ravine by a garbage truck
• Falls down a long way and survives

Energy

• Takes a continuous blast of energy from Tempestra who could blow a hole deep into the earth

Skill

Katana Precision

• Cuts a pizza box off of a pizza in mid-air
• Slices through a weather machine in a tornado in midair
• Cuts through the fly paper he’s trapped in while his arms are stuck to his side
• Slices through April's collar without hurting her
• Cuts down Rocksteady's pants
• Cuts down an awning during a flip onto a villain
• Slices goo off of Raphael without hurting him
• Cuts the wire of a car battery through the hood
• Cuts the rope binding April’s wrist
• Cuts the manacles off of Irma and Vernon without hurting them

Combat Skill

• Splinter says he is the most gifted of the turtles
• Leonardo is a master of the katanas
• Swordfights evenly with Shredder while believing himself to be D'artagnan
• Swordfights Shredder and wins
• Swordfights evenly with Lotus on multiple occasions
  • Lotus is a skilled ninja who could easily defeat Shredder
• Spars with Michelangelo and wins, disarming him
• Spars with Donatello
  • Spars with Donatello again, both using bo staffs, and easily defeats him
• Fights Usagi Yojimbo, who had just beaten Raphael and Donatello easily
• Counters Raphael’s attack
• Outfights eight Foot ninjas
• Destroys several samurai’s weapons
• Cuts apart Antrax’s axe mid-swing
• Balances on his swords mid-fight to avoid an attack

Accuracy

• Disarms Bebop by throwing his sword
• Disarms a criminal with one thrown katana, then sends some paint cans falling down with another thrown katana
• Hits a bomb at a distance with a thrown shuriken
• Nails two gangsters with thrown pizzas
• Throws his sword to slice through clotheslines to trap the Fly
• Throws his sword to slice through electrical wires and incapacitate some robots
• Throws his swords into the ceiling to cut down a grate
• Throws his sword across a long distance to cut a strap holding together several pipes
• Throws his sword to cut the ropes tying Michelangelo and April to a tree
• Throws a coal to Shreeka using his sword
• Throws his sword into a gun barrel
  • Again
  • Does the same with a knife
• Throws a grappling hook to wrap around Shredder
• Tosses a sharp shard into Raphael's hand with his foot
• Throws his swords to pop the tires of Shredder’s speeding car
• Throws sais to slice through ropes

Deflecting Projectiles

• Deflects laser blasts after they're fired to destroy a machine holding down Michelangelo
• Deflects a laser blast after it's fired to knock down a tree branch with a ricochet shot
• Deflects a laser blast after it's fired to blow a hole in a pipe

General

• Throws his sword into a wall then bounces off of it to reach a high window
• Balances multiple falling plates on his swords
• Beat every game in an arcade at least twice
• Surfs some sick waves

Other

• Creates a zipline with his sword and a rope
• Keeps a dagger in his wristband
  • Cuts himself out of some bonds
• Carries a rope
• Uses a gas grenade

First Round:

Nikki Cross and Mandy Rose def. Ivy Nile and Scarlett
Bayley and Charlotte Flair def. Elektra Lopez and Asuka
Dana Brooke and Chelsea Green def. Tamina and Maryse
Zelina Vega and Tiffany Stratton def. Katana Chance and Gigi Dolin
Zoey Stark and Isla Dawn def. Yulisa Leon and B-Fab
Alba Fyre and Cora Jade def. Lyra Valkyria and Thea Hail
Piper Niven and Valentina Feroz def. Michelle McCool and Lola Vice
Beth Phoenix and Becky Lynch def. Jakara Jackson and Ronda Rousey
Fallon Henley and Kayden Carter def. Meiko Satomura and Stevie Turner
Trish Stratus and Iyo Sky def. Xia Li and Roxanne Perez
Maxxine Dupri and Candice LeRae def. Shotzi and Lacey Evans
Bianca Belair and Kelani Jordan def. Lash Legend and Natalya
Wendy Choo and Kiana James def. Emma and Tegan Nox
Rhea Ripley and Shayna Baszler def. Mia Yim and Raquel Rodriguez
Blair Davenport and Tatum Paxley def. Lita and Valhalla
Sonya Deville and Dani Palmer def. Indi Hartwell and Ava Raine
Status of the Winners: Mandy Rose is back, and as long as she's still in the tournament, she doesn't give a good shit about Nikki Cross. Bayley and Charlotte are as cocky as ever, as they seem to be the clear favorites. The polar opposites of them are Dana and Chelsea; Chelsea does not like Dana as her partner due to her win-loss record, although they did win their first round match. Tiffany Stratton, with her major heel side, encourages Zelina Vega to return to her own bad girl side, instead of her LWO attitude (at least until the end of the tournament). Isla Dawn and Alba Fyre are really creeping their respective partners, Zoey Stark and Cora Jade, out with witchery antics, so it looks like they might not last in this tournament. Piper and Valentina are just focused on winning this next match, as are other favorites Beth Phoenix and Becky Lynch. Kayden is very upset that she won't be able to even see Katana in this tournament anymore, which leads to Fallon trying to reassure her. Iyo and Trish are proving to be a massive force already. While Candice was doing most of the work in her team's first match, Maxxine was taking a good look at Lacey and Shotzi to see if they could make good models. For the rest of this tournament, Bianca Belair is promising to be a great coach for Kelani Jordan. Between this tournament and Brooks Jensen, Kiana James is overwhelmed by the pressure, in which Wendy Choo tries to get her to relax a bit. While Rhea and Shayna were proven to be strong, they still have massive differences due to their NXT feud. Blair Davenport and Tatum Paxley prove to be an underdog team. Sonya Deville is putting Dani Palmer under her wing, like Bianca is doing with Kelani.

Second Round:

Bayley and Charlotte Flair def. Nikki Cross and Mandy Rose
Zelina Vega and Tiffany Stratton def. Dana Brooke and Chelsea Green
Alba Fyre and Cora Jade def. Zoey Stark and Isla Dawn
Beth Phoenix and Becky Lynch def. Piper Niven and Valentina Feroz
Trish Stratus and Iyo Sky def. Fallon Henley and Kayden Carter
Bianca Belair and Kelani Jordan def. Maxxine Dupri and Candice LeRae
Wendy Choo and Kiana James def. Rhea Ripley and Shayna Baszler
Sonya Deville and Dani Palmer def. Blair Davenport and Tatum Paxley
Status of the Winners: Bayley and Charlotte are continuing their reign of cockiness as they advance. Zelina Vega decides to help Dana Brooke after she gets attacked by Chelsea after the match, to the disappointment of Stratton. The match with the witches was literally just Cora Jade vs. Zoey Stark because the witches didn't want to fight each other, so they just let their partners do the playing. Beth and Becky continue their road to gold, while Trish is getting more and more selfish, even though it was Iyo that got the win for the team. Bianca Belair's coaching really proves to help Kelani in their second round match, although Candice was essentially fighting on her own thanks to Maxxine. After Rhea leaves Shayna Baszler by herself, Wendy and Kiana pull off the biggest possible upset in this entire tournament. Sonya is also coaching her protégé really well in Dani.

Quarter-Finals:

Zelina Vega and Tiffany Stratton def. Bayley and Charlotte Flair (with help from Mandy Rose and Jacy Jayne)
Beth Phoenix and Becky Lynch def. Alba Fyre and Cora Jade
Trish Stratus and Iyo Sky def. Bianca Belair and Kelani Jordan
Wendy Choo and Kiana James def. Sonya Deville and Dani Palmer
Status of the Winners: After Mandy and Jacy help Zelina and Tiffany win, Stratton is telling Zelina how villain shit works. If not for them, they would be long gone. Beth and Becky are keeping only their eyes on the prize, and not getting involved in any storyline bullshit. Stratus and Sky see Wendy and Kiana as stepping stones to the finals, and their opponents are working to prove them wrong (with some well-needed rest, of course).

Semi-Finals:

Beth Phoenix and Becky Lynch def. Zelina Vega and Tiffany Stratton
Trish Stratus and Iyo Sky def. Wendy Choo and Kiana James
Status of the Winners: While Phoenix and Lynch are closer than ever to their prize, Becky sees her current rival in her peripheral vision eyeing the same championship gold. In the final match, Dakota Kai is in attendance to hopefully see Iyo regain the titles.

Final (SummerSlam 2023):

Beth Phoenix and Becky Lynch def. Trish Stratus and Iyo Sky for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Future between these four women: Beth and Becky are celebrating their win, but Lynch lets Phoenix know that she's been betrayed once because of a legend. Becky is watching Beth close. They do have a nice reign before losing the titles to Isla Dawn and Alba Fyre during a cinematic-type of feud. Stratus and Sky, on the other hand, feud over the loss, and how Iyo felt like she was being overlooked by Trish when she was doing most of the work throughout the whole tournament.

Respect Tentionmaru!

Biography

Source Key

Obliteration = [O]
Tentionmaru: Exceed = [Ex]
Tentionmaru vs. Centurion = [C]
Meteor Metal = [MM]
Zetannihilate = [Z]
Tentionmaru vs. Jomm = [J]
Nhazul vs. Kaizen = [NvK]
Tentionmaru vs. Akujin = [A]
Tentionmaru vs. Descrye = [D]
Tentionmaru vs. Fitzy = [F]

Strength

• [Base] [After a short combo on a fodder enemy, he hits them with an energy kick into a wall hard enough to crack it, killing them. He then hits another enemy with a charged energy punch, also sending them hard enough into a wall to kill them.]() [Z]
• [Overwhelms Immortalis with sword strikes, then kicks him up into the air only to swing on him with his katana hard enough to leave a sizable crater in the ground. He then stabs Immortalis before cutting off his arm. They clash some more before Tentionmaru smashes Immortalis into the ground hard enough to make a crater using his katana.]() [O]
• [Tosses Immortalis into the air, hitting him with a rapid fire combo before kicking off his arm. He is then sent flying back through the hole he in the wall he had been originally kicked through, with Immortalis grinding his body against the ground. Doubles as a durability feat.]() [O]
• [Launches Centurion into the air with a punch, performing an air combo on him before sending him down onto the ground hard enough to crack the ground and draw blood. He then transforms his scarf into a scythe to bat away some shurikens and clash with Centurion's katana.]() [C]
• [Crushes a shuriken in his hand.]() [C]
• [Defeats two fodder enemies with rapid fire energy punches. He sends one flying into a wall with a small shockwave and the other into another wall hard enough to crack it. He then knocks a third enemy into the air for Nhazul to finish off.]() [Z]
• [Kicks an enemy with an energy attack in the shape of a dragon alongside Nhazul, tearing the enemy apart.]() Z

Durability

• [After being impaled by Immortalis' katana, has an energy attack powerful enough to crater him into the ground channeled through him. Tentionmaru then avoids his opponent's katana swings and then breaks the blade with a strike. Doubles as agility and strength feats.]() [O]
• [Kicked through a stone wall by Immortalis, is beat upon hard enough to draw blood, and slammed into the ground hard enough to crack it but immediately continues fighting. He throws Immortalis into a wall hard enough to draw blood and then jumps up into the air to perform an aerial slam that craters the ground. Doubles as strength and agility feats.]() [O]
• [Deflects Centurion's charged katana strike with just one arm.]() [C]

Speed & Agility

• [Blitzes Centurion, breaking his nose while surrounded by a blue aura. Doubles as a strength feat.]() [C]

Skill

Katana

• [Clashes evenly with Immortalis.]() [O]

Scarf

• [Exchanges blows with Centurion's katana, swatting aside some shurikens in the process. He also flips out of the way of a charged attack that craters the ground, doubling as an agility feat.]() [C]
• [Deflects some of Centurion's shurikens.]() [C]

Energy Blasts

• [Fires out an energy wave using his katana, forcing Immortalis back a short distance.]() [O]

Super Forms

Tentionmaru is able to access two super forms beyond his standard Blue Form that greatly increase his power and speed. Both forms allow him to flash step and release energy to varying degrees.
Green Form

• [After catching Immortalis' kick and slamming him down, he enters his Green Form, performing a flash step combo attack. He is then countered by Immortalis, being struck hard enough to draw blood and forced to assume his red form.]() [O]
• [Uppecuts Centurion into the air, teleports up to him, and slams into the ground. He then fires an energy beam that tears Centurion into pieces.]() [C]
• [After hitting an enemy with a combo in his Blue Form, transitions to Green Form, throwing his opponent into an asteroid hard enough to shatter it before annihilating them with an energy beam.]() [MM]

Red Form

• [Flash steps behind Immortalis and knocks him into the air. After a series of strikes, he sends Immortalis above the clouds and then hits him with a charged energy punch, blasting him into the moon hard enough to leave a large, visible crater.]() [O]
• [After charging up an energy ball from Blue Form all the way till Red Form, he fires it at Immortalis, who blocks it briefly before it turns into a dragon head that carries him off of the surface of the moon. It then detonates in a large explosion.]() [Ex]

If your ears perked up at the sight of this post, you know exactly who you are and so do we!
Never stop being coddled by your overleveled Phantoms. We love sitting in the bushes watching other people play the game that you paid for thinking “damn, people like this really do exist.”
Never stop your cringe dual katana Moonveil and Rivers of Blood spam. By this point everyone’s figured out ways to beat it, but it never ceases to amaze just how truly rotted your brains must be to not have discovered another button besides L2.
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We see you, we love you, and we’re not going anywhere. We’re probably there right now, watching and waiting for a chance to completely ruin your day exactly like you think we do. 😉
XOXOXO,
-the Invader Behind You
EDIT: Definitely never stop commenting “I’m not mad, you’re the one who’s mad” on a post tagged humor!

Note:

• All keys are primarily from US/NA region
• My list maybe slightly outdated so I apologize in advance if some of the games mentioned are already traded/Sold.
• I accept XBOX keys as well.
• I accept paypal only via goods and services so all transactions will include fees.
• My Wishlist, I am mostly uninterested in other games.

HAVE

MAY MADNESS MULTIPLAYER

• Generation Zero® x 2
• Midnight Ghost Hunt x 2
• Northgard x 2
• Borderlands 3: Super Deluxe Edition x 2
• Destiny 2: Beyond Light
• Gloria Victis x 2
• PULSAR: Lost Colony x 2

MAY 2023 games

• Behind the Frame: The Finest Scenery x 2
• Bendy and the Dark Revival x 3
• Builder Simulator x 2
• Operation Tango x 2
• Spiritfarer®: Farewell Edition x 2
• The Invisible Hand x 2
• Warhammer 40,000: Chaos Gate - Daemonhunters x 4
• Windjammers 2 x 3

APRIL 2023 games

• Aliens: Fireteam Elite x 5
• DEATH STRANDING DIRECTOR'S CUT x 4
• Founders' Fortune x 1
• Life is Strange 2 Complete Season (incl. Mascot Bundle DLC) x 5
• Monster Prom 2: Monster Camp x 2
• Revita x 2
• Rollerdrome NA region x 5
• The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante x 2

MARCH 2023 games

• BIOMUTANT x 2
• Demon Turf x 2
• Edge Of Eternity x 3
• Golden Light x 3
• Hero's Hour (NA Region) x 4
• Jurassic World Evolution 2 x 2
• Monster Crown x 3
• Rogue Lords x 3

Safe in Our World Charity Bundle 2023

• A Little Golf Journey x 2
• Arcade Paradise - Arcade Paradise EP x 2
• Chivalry: Medieval Warfare x 2
• Eternal Threads x 2
• Field of Glory II x 2
• Hue x 2
• Ice Age: Scrat's Nutty Adventure
• Indivisible x 2
• Murder by Numbers
• Perfect x 2
• PlateUp!
• Rescue Party: Live! x 2
• Rise of the Slime x 2
• Songbringer
• Soul Axiom Rebooted x 2
• Spiritfarer®: Farewell Edition x 2
• Steel Rats x 2
• STONE x 2
• Strange Brigade x 2
• Teacup
• The Last Campfire x 2
• Turbo Golf Racing x 2
• Warhammer 40,000: Gladius - Relics of War x 2
• White Day: A Labyrinth Named School x 2
• Sifu Deluxe Edition Upgrade Bundle x 2

FEBRUARY 2023 games

• Fallout + Fallout 76
• Five Dates x 2
• Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel x 3
• Othercide
• Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous - Enhanced Edition x 2
• ScourgeBringer x 2
• Shady Part of Me x 2

Survival Instinct Bundle

• SCUM x 2
• Starsand x 2
• State of Decay 2 x 2
• SurrounDead x 2
• The Long Dark: Survival Edition x 2
• Volcanoids

JANUARY 2023 games

• DOOM Eternal
• Hokko Life

DECEMBER 2022 Monthly Bundle Leftovers

• Greedfall
• Wasteland 3
• Blade Assault
• Super Magbot
• TOEM
• Where the Water Tastes Like Wine

Black Friday VR Voyager's Pack

• A Fisherman's Tale
• Car Mechanic Simulator VR
• Cook-Out
• I Expect You To Die
• Sairento VR
• Shooty Fruity
• SUPERHOT VR
• The Curious Tale of the Stolen Pets
• The Wizards - Dark Times
• Until You Fall

OTHER KEYS

• Agatha Christie - Hercule Poirot: The First Cases
• The Smurfs - Mission Vileaf
• Anna's Quest
• AtmaSphere
• BATTLETECH
• Cardaclysm
• Dead Age 2: The Zombie Survival RPG
• Derange
• DISTRAINT 2 x 2
• Driftland: The Magic Revival
• Enclave (Gold)
• Everreach: Project Eden
• Fantasy Blacksmith
• Golf Club Wasteland
• Heal
• INDUSTRIA
• Interplanetary: Enhanced Edition
• Jack Orlando: Director's Cut
• Journey of a Roach
• Last Inua
• LEAVES - The Journey
• LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham
• LEGO Marvel Super Heroes
• LEGO® MARVEL's Avengers
• LEGO® The Hobbit™
• Main Assembly
• Majesty 2 Collection
• My Big Sister
• Noosphere
• OUTBUDDIES DX
• Paw Paw Paw
• Pesterquest
• Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville (ORIGIN KEY)
• PUBG: Battlegrounds – Golden G-Coin Box
• Red Wings: Aces of the Sky
• Seed Hunter x 2
• Ship Simulator Extremes
• Shooting Stars!
• Smart Factory Tycoon
• Space Cows
• Stars End
• Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse
• The Deed II
• The LEGO Movie - Videogame
• The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Video Game
• The Textorcist: The Story of Ray Bibbia
• The Town of Light
• Truck Racer
• Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus
• Wildfire
• Worms Clan Wars
• Zanzarah: The Hidden Portal
• The House of Da Vinci (ROW)

NOVEMBER 2022 Monthly Bundle Leftovers

• Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning FATE Edition
• Raji: An Ancient Epic
• Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun - Aiko's Choice
• UnMetal
• Roboquest x 2
• Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
• Eldest Souls

2K MEGAHITS BUNDLE

• Hidden & Dangerous 2: Courage Under Fire x 3
• Hidden & Dangerous: Action Pack x 3
• X-COM: Complete Pack x 3
• CivCity: Rome x 3
• Duke Nukem Forever collection x 4
• Railroad Tycoon 2: Platinum x 3
• Railroad Tycoon 3 x 3
• Sid Meier's Railroads! x 3
• The Golf Club 2019 Featuring PGA TOUR x 3
• WWE 2K BATTLEGROUNDS + Ultimate Brawlers Pass x 4
• BioShock: The Collection (EU region) x 2
• BioShock: The Collection (NA region) x 2
• Borderlands 3: Super Deluxe Edition
• PGA Tour 2K21 x 3
• Mafia: Definitive Edition x 4
• Sid Meier's Civilization VI x 2
• XCOM: ULTIMATE COLLECTION x 4

LIST OF ALL HB LEFTOVERS -

• 11-11 Memories Retold x 2
• 112 operator
• 198x
• 8 doors
• 911 Operator x 2
• A Case Of Distrust
• A plague tale: innocence x 2
• Aegis Defenders x 3
• Ageless x 3
• Agents Of Mayhem
• Alien Spidy
• American Fugitive x 2
• Amnesia: rebirth x 3
• Amnesia: The Dark Descent + Amnesia: A Machine for pigs
• Anna's Quest
• As Far As The Eye
• Ashampoo Photo Optimizer 7
• Automachef x 3
• Bartlow's Dread Machine
• Beholder 2
• Between the stars x 4
• Beyond the wire x 2
• Bionic Commando x 2
• Book of Demons x 3
• Boomerang Fu
• Boreal Blade x 3
• Boundless
• Broken Age x 2
• Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
• Butcher
• Capitalism 2
• Car Mechanic Simulator 2018
• Carnival Games VR
• Civilization III x 2
• Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3
• Crazy Machines 3
• CROSSBOW: Bloodnight x 2
• Crown Trick
• Cursed Castilla (Maldita Castilla Ex)
• Cyber Hook x 2
• Dagon: by H. P. Lovecraft - The Eldritch Box DLC x 2
• Dangerous Worlds x 2
• Dark Future: Blood Red States
• Darksburg x 2
• Dead In Vinland x 2
• Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
• Deathloop x 3
• Deleveled x 2
• Desert Child
• Desolate x 2
• Desperado 3
• DiRT Rally 2.0 - H2 RWD Double Pack
• DiRT Rally 2.0 - Opel Manta 400
• Dirt Rally 2.0 - Porsche 911 RGT Rally Spec
• Disjunction - gog
• Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen x 4
• Drake Hollow x 2
• Draw Slasher x 2
• Drawful 2
• Drawful 2
• Driftland: The Magic Revival x 3
• Ducati - 90th Anniversary
• Due Process x 3
• EarthX
• Ember
• Encodya - GOG x 2
• Endless Space 2 x 2
• Endzone - A World apart
• Enslaved™: Odyssey To The West™ Premium Edition
• Evergarden x 2
• Evoland Legendary Edition x 2
• Expeditions: Viking
• Fable Anniversary
• Family Man x 3
• Farmer's dynasty x 2
• Fear Effect Sedna
• Field of Glory: Empires
• Fling to the Finish
• Forager
• Frog Detective 2: The Case Of The Invisible Wizard x 3
• Fun With Ragdolls: The Game x 2
• Fury Unleashed x 5
• GameGuru x 2
• GameMaker Studio 2 Creator 12 Months x 2
• Garage: bad trip
• Gas Station Simulator x 3
• Gauntlet
• Genesis Alpha One Deluxe Edition x 3
• Ghost Of A Tale
• Gnog
• Go Home Dinosaurs x 2
• Graveyard Keeper
• Greak: Memories Of Azur
• GRIP: Combat Racing Artifex DLC x 3
• Guts and glory
• Hellpoint x 2
• Hexologic
• Hiveswap friendsim x 2
• Hiveswap: Act 1
• Hot Wheels Unleashed x 2
• Hotshot Racing x 3
• Ikenfell x 2
• Immortal Planet
• Imperator: Rome Deluxe Edition x 2
• In sound mind x 2
• Indivisible x 3
• Inmost
• Iris And The Giant
• Iron Danger
• Jurassic World Evolution x 2
• Katana zero
• Kerbal Space Program
• Kingdom Two Crowns
• Kingdom: New Lands x 2
• Kyle is Famous: Complete Edition
• Lacuna - A Sci-fi Noir Adventure
• Lawn mowing simulator
• Levelhead x 2
• Liberated GOG x 2
• Lostwinds
• Lovecraft's Untold Stories x 3
• Lust for Darkness x 2
• Lust from Beyond: M Edition x 2
• Maneater
• Memoria + Soundtrack
• Metro Exodus
• Midnight protocol x 2
• Milky Way Prince - The Vampire Star x 2
• Mo:astray x 4
• Monaco
• Monster Hunter: World
• Monster Train + dlc
• Moon Hunters
• Mordhau
• Morkredd x 3
• Motorcycle Mechanic Simulator 2021
• Moving Out
• Music Maker EDM Edition x 2
• Nebuchadnezzar
• Necromunda: Hired Gun
• NecroWorm x 2
• Neoverse x 3
• Neverout x 2
• Nex Machina
• Nickelodeon all-star brawl
• Nickelodeon Brawl
• Niffelheim x 2
• Nowhere Prophet x 3
• Orbital Racer x 2
• Out of Reach: Treasure Royale x 2
• Out Of Space
• Outward + The Soroboreans And Outward Soundtrack x 3
• Partisans 1941 x 2
• Path Of Giants
• Pathfinder Second Edition Core Rulebook and Starfinder Core Rulebook x 2
• Pathfinder: Kingmaker Enhanced Plus Edition
• Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Royal Ascension
• Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Wild Cards
• Pathway
• Paw paw paw x 3
• PC Building Simulator x 2
• Peaky Blinders: Mastermind x 2
• Pesterquest x 3
• Phantom Doctrine x 2
• Pikuniku
• Pine
• Pixplode x 2
• Police stories
• Popup Dungeon
• Post Void
• Prison Architect + Aficionado (Dlc)
• Pumpkin Jack x 2
• Purrfect Date
• Quantum Break x 2
• RAD x 4
• Railway Empire
• Red solstice 2: survivors
• Relicta x 3
• Remnants of Naezith
• Remothered: Broken Porcelain x 2
• Resident Evil 4 (2005)
• Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition
• Resident Evil HD REMASTER x 3
• Resident Evil Revelations x 4
• Resident Evil Revelations 2 - Episode 1: Penal Colony x 3
• Resident Evil Revelations 2 Deluxe Edition
• Retimed x 3
• Ring of pain x 4
• Rise Of Industry x 3
• Roarr! Jurassic Edition x 2
• Rover Mechanic Simulator x 3
• RPG Maker VX
• Rustler x 4
• Saturday Morning RPG
• Say No! More
• Shing! x 2
• Shining Resonance Refrain x 2
• Shoppe Keep 2
• Simple Rockets 2
• Simplerockets 2 x 2
• Simulacra + Simulacra 2
• Size Matters x 3
• Skullgirls 2nd Encore
• Slinger VR x 2
• Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts x 2
• Soulblight x 2
• Spec Ops: The Line
• Speed Brawl x 2
• Splasher
• Starbound
• Stealth 2: A Game Of Clones
• Still There x 3
• Stories Untold
• Street Fighter V x 2
• Strider x 2
• Struggling x 2
• Stubbs The Zombie In Rebel Without A Pulse
• Super Meat Boy x 2
• Supraland x 2
• SYSTEM SHOCK: ENHANCED EDITION x 2
• Tabletop Playground x 3
• Telefrag VR x 2
• The Amazing American Circus x 2
• The Ambassador: Fractured Timelines
• The Ascent x 2
• The Bard's Tale IV: Director's Cut x 3
• The Beast Inside x 3
• The Coma 2: Vicious Sisters x 2
• The Darkness II x 2
• The Haunted Island, A Frog Detective Game x 3
• The Henry Stickmin Collection x 2
• The Shapeshifting Detective
• The Survivalists
• The Swords Of Ditto: Mormo's Curse x 2
• The Textorcist: The story of Ray Bibbia x 2
• The USB Stick Found in the Grass x 2
• The Walking Dead: Saints & Sinners x 2
• The Wild Eight
• Them's Fightin' Herds
• Throne Of Lies® The Online Game Of Deceit
• Through The Darkest Of Times x 3
• Tilt Brush x 2
• Timelie
• Toejam & Earl: Back in the Groove x 2
• Tohu x 3
• Tools up x 2
• Tooth and Tail
• Total Tank Simulator x 2
• Townsmen - A Kingdom Rebuilt x 2
• Toybox Turbos
• Train Station Renovation x 2
• Treasure Hunter Simulator x 2
• Trine 4: The Nightmare Prince x 2
• Tropico 4
• Truberbrook / Trüberbrook
• Tumblestone
• Tyranny: Deluxe Edition x 2
• Undungeon
• Vagante
• VALKYRIA CHRONICLES 4 COMPLETE EDITION
• Vampire: The Masquerade - Shadows Of New York x 3
• Vane x 3
• Vikings - Wolves of Midgard
• Voidigo
• Wanderlust: Travel Stories x 2
• Wandersong x 2
• Wargroove x 2
• Warhammer: Chaosbane x 2
• WARSAW x 5
• We Are Alright x 2
• Werewolf: The Apocalypse Heart Of The Forest x 3
• West of Dead
• Wildfire
• Worms rumble + legends pack dlc x 3
• Wrath: Aeon Of Ruin
• WWE 2k Battlegrounds
• X-morph Defense x 3
• X-Morph: Defense + European Assault, Survival of the Fittest, and Last Bastion DLC x 2
• Xcom® 2: Resistance Warrior Pack
• Yoku's Island Express
• Zombotron

LIST OF ALL FANATICAL LEFTOVERS -

• Leisure Suit Larry - Wet Dreams Don't Dry
• Leisure Suit Larry - Wet Dreams Dry Twice
• Aragami
• Unto The End
• Anuchard
• Call of Juarez Gunslinger
• Darkwood
• Interstellar Space: Genesis
• Unexplored 2: The Wayfarer's Legacy
• 198X
• A.I.M. Clan Wars
• Alekhine's Gun
• Alwa's Awakening
• American Fugitive
• Ballpoint Universe - Infinite
• Battlestar Galactica Deadlock
• Blasphemous
• Bunker Punks
• Clustertruck
• Clutch
• Cobra Kai: The Karate Kid Saga Continues
• Convoy
• Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3?!
• Cosmic Star Heroine
• Crash Drive 3
• Danger Scavenger
• Degrees of Separation
• Demon Pit
• Detective Di: The Silk Rose Murders
• DiRT Rally
• Do Not Feed the Monkeys
• Dracula: Love Kills
• Driftland: The Magic Revival
• Eador. Imperium
• El Matador
• Eternity: The Last Unicorn
• Fantasy Versus
• FAR: Lone Sails x 2
• Fictorum
• Four Sided Fantasy
• Fun with Ragdolls: The Game
• Garfield Kart - Furious Racing
• GemCraft - Chasing Shadows
• Gift of Parthax
• Grand Mountain Adventure
• GRID Autosport - Premium Garage Pack DLC
• GRID Autosport - Road & Track Car Pack DLC
• Guts and Glory
• Heavy Burger
• Horizon Chase Turbo x 2
• Hyperdrive Massacre
• Iratus: Lord of the Dead
• JumpJet Rex
• King's Bounty: Warriors of the North
• Kings of Kung Fu
• Liberated
• Lichdom: Battlemage
• Magrunner: Dark Pulse
• Making History: The Calm and the Storm Gold Edition
• Mech Mechanic Simulator
• Men of War
• Monster Slayers
• Monster Slayers - Advanced Classes Unlocker
• Monster Slayers - Fire & Steel Expansion
• Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
• My Time At Portia
• Mytheon
• NecroVisioN: Lost Company
• Neversong
• Nongunz: Doppelganger Edition
• Overlord: Ultimate Evil Collection
• Planet Alcatraz
• PlataGO!
• Rage in Peace
• Re-Legion
• Rebel Galaxy Outlaw
• Redeemer: Enhanced Edition x 2
• Reventure
• RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic
• Save Room - Organization Puzzle
• Shadowhand: RPG Card Game
• Shark Attack Deathmatch 2
• Silver Chains
• Sin Slayers
• Slain: Back from Hell
• Songbird Symphony
• Space Hulk Ascension
• SPACECOM
• Sparklite
• Star Wolves
• Star Wolves 3: Civil War
• Sunblaze
• Super Panda Adventures
• Super Trench Attack!
• Supreme Ruler 1936
• Supreme Ruler: Cold War
• Tacoma
• Tannenberg
• Tesla vs Lovecraft
• The Long Reach
• The Surge
• The Uncertain - The Last Quiet Day
• The Vagrant
• This Strange Realm Of Mine
• This War of Mine: Stories - Season Pass DLC
• Torchlight
• Toybox Turbos
• Unexplored
• UNLOVED
• V-Rally 4
• Verdun
• Warhammer 40,000: Sanctus Reach
• Wayward Souls
• Wick
• Wick
• World's Dawn x 2
• Yet Another Zombie Defense HD x 2
• Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair

AS OTHER KEYS (UNSURE IF UNUSED SO I WILL GO FIRST)

• 10 Second Ninja X
• A story about my uncle
• AGELESS
• Automobilista
• Before We leave
• Caveman World: Mountains of Unga Boonga
• Charlie's Adventure
• Cultures - 8th Wonder of the world
• Dead Age
• DUCATI - 90th Anniversary
• Dust to the End
• Earth 2140
• Fated Souls 3
• Figement
• HELLDIVERS™ Dive Harder Edition
• HELLDIVERS™ Dive Harder Edition
• Ikenfell
• Iron Sky Invasion
• Jorney of a roach
• Lawn Mowing Simulator
• Munin
• My Big Sister
• Narita Boy
• Nigate Tale
• Nigate Tale
• Nordlicht
• Nuclear DAWN
• Of Orcs and Men
• Oh My Gore
• Oh My Gore!
• Pitiri 1977
• Remnants of Naezith
• Scheming Through The Zombie Apocalypse: The Beginning
• Scheming Through The Zombie Apocalypse: The Beginning
• Ship simulator extreme
• Snake Pass
• Sorry, James
• The Deed Dynasty
• Tohu
• Tools Up!
• Toy tinker Simulator
• Treasure Hunter Simulator
• Vagrant Hearts 2
• Whispering Willows
• Windscape
• A Sceptic's Guide to Magic
• Age of Wonders III
• Amnesia Collection x 2
• Assassin's Creed® Chronicles China UPLAY key
• Canyon Capers
• CAPITALISM 2
• CHESS ULTRA
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It took a while but I went ahead and updated the cut/blunt damage, weight along with required str level for all weapons on the Kenshi wiki. Please note that I have not updated Homemade quality weapons yet. So if anyone ever wanted to know the actual stats / weight / required strength of a weapon simply go to https://kenshi.fandom.com/wiki/Weapons/Damage and click on the weapon you want to check out. For Crossbows simply look up the name of a Crossbow in the wiki and check their page. As a little interesting fact the Eagles Cross (Masterwork) does 76.85-127.35 damage. While a Toothpick (Masterwork) does 19.075-31.975 damage. Weirdly enough the game does not round 31.975 to 32 when displaying the stats in game.
Incase anyone is wondering how I got these numbers, what I did was mod every single weapon in the game to do 100,000x cut and 100,000x blunt damage as well as weigh 100,000x more. I did this because many times a weapon would weigh 8kg but show 7kg. Funnily enough a weapon which weighed 8kg when set to 100,000x the weight would be 799,999kg as for some reason the game just HATES certain values. If anyone ever looked at a Katana you'll see that they display -39% damage to robots. That is actually -40% but the game just does not like displaying -40% for that section. Another example are many katanas type weapons "weighing" 0kg when ancient quality when it is actually 0.7kg.
Along with updating all weapon weights to be accurate, a majority of str requirements (based off blunt dmg) listed were rounded up or down and did not show the exact value. If a weapon is shown to have a str requirement of 50.5 as an example it would have been listed a 51 before. They have all been updated to be accurate. Also to add 50.5 means level 50 with 50%. In Kenshi you get better with every experience increase. A unit with 10.5 str would have 25.5 weight they could carry before encumbrance debuffs affect them. A character who has 1% and level 1 (1.01) attack would have a (It is VERY small) better chance of attacking vs a character with just level 1 (1.00) attack. Anyways I got a bit carried away. Just wanted to post here to let people know they can check the wiki now for accurate str requirements, and stats of each weapon. Let me know if any of them seem way off if you could. (Like if I forgot a . or something.)